I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
As shirtless as possible
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you had me at cake vodka
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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