i barfeds in our rink
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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