that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wish i was in the wii world.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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