you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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