weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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