I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Randomize
