spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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