so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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