Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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