ya dads aren't the best wingmen
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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