Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I supernannyed him into submission
He has the fingertips of a God
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