Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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