I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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