Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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