Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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