The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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