u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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