You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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