it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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