Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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