Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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