...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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