Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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