im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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