Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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