Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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