If that was your dad, he is hot
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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