problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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