There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
porn star boner night. come get it.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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