well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish you could order shots online.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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