Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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