You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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