I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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