i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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