And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
