Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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