i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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