so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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