i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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