is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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