She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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