You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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