Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
