Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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