Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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