this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
It's official drugs can't kill me
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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