your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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