I wish i was in the wii world.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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