Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
farters have to be the big spoon...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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