So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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