bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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