oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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