i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
