just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I have aggressive nipples.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
